Okay, So This Might Be Disgusting to You, But So Be It

Haiku likes celery leaves.  I was fixing dinner tonight, and took out the package of celery.  The ends of the celery were sticking out of the end of the package, and there were celery leaves on the ends.

Haiku just munched and rubbed and rubbed against the ends of the celery and against the celery leaves. This went on for some time. 

I know this is very unsanitary, but I can cut off the ends of the celery. I can not always please Haiku.

The most amazing part of this is that I had the celery out to include in a tuna salad.  There was a bowl of as yet unadulterated tuna also on the counter. Haiku ignored that!