Do you know what a groaner is? A groaner is a really bad pun. And did you know what two thirds of a pun is? PU.
Today my director shared a packet load of groaners. They are so bad, I am going to subject you to them. Sometimes, the written word does not work as well. Please forgive.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
A will is a dead give away.
A man who jumps off the Eiffel Tower and lands in the river is insane.
A boiled egg for breakfast is hard to beat.
Groooaaaannnn!
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